Rock Star Lenny Kravitz Hits The Gym

Rock&Roll legend, Lenny Kravitz, stopped by a gym to remind us it's that time of year again and time to get back at it.

FITNESS

Hey Parkston Team

4/11/20241 min read

What are your go-to workout clothes? Perhaps a sports bra and some leggings—something breathable and elastic. Another option is to channel Adam Sandler and wear baggy shorts and an even baggy T-shirt. I am here to inform you that Lenny Kravitz has introduced a new concept to the world of athletic wear: a combination of leather pants and a mesh shirt.

The dedication that Kravitz has shown to leather is quite admirable. He still wears the tightest, lowest-rise jeans in every setting, even after his man parts sprang out that one time. To get a feel for leather pants in everyday life, try them on. Imagine now that you're wearing them while you conduct this activity. In preparation for perspiring, did he baby-powder his thighs?

My opinion is that this is the gold standard of celebrity stuff. Strange, hilarious, and endearing all at the same time—that's how it is. Kravitz and his trainer are both sporting inside sunglasses, which adds to the charm, and the fact that nobody in the Equinox is paying attention to the obviously insane activity going on nearby is just one of many charming details. The costume, however, is the most important part since it personifies all that is ridiculous about famous people. Even if it doesn't work, it is perfectly Lenny Kravitz. No average person would have the guts to attempt it. Lenny Kravitz, good luck to you and your chafing, sir.